Excessively polite as in buttkissery kind of polite.
When we went on our date, he was ever so politeful and it seemed rude 'not to' so I bent over and let him kiss my ass
by Kateisms February 14, 2014
Derived from the root word "poly" meaning "many" and "ticks" meaning "bloodsucking insects."
God, I hate politics.
by Pshaw May 16, 2005
The art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly,and applying the wrong remedies
Politics:
republicans suck
democrats suck
by ZQ December 10, 2005
life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
politics is really screwed up
by fock you assholes March 4, 2006
Promoting the lies of a particular group.
"Daddy, why did you lie to them?" "It's politics, son"
by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008
The fastest way to lose friends.
Guy A: What do you think about politics.
Guy B: ... Yeah, I'm outta here.
by Ryan Clark Jr. September 20, 2016
"poli" meaning many and "tics" annoying blood sucking creatures.
by Murdoch September 19, 2003