When we went on our date, he was ever so politeful and it seemed rude 'not to' so I bent over and let him kiss my ass
by Kateisms February 14, 2014

by Pshaw May 17, 2005

The art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly,and applying the wrong remedies
by ZQ December 28, 2005

by Ryan Clark Jr. September 20, 2016

life in only two dimensions
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
it's when you are presented with no more than two choices ever as though there were only two sides or only two possible positions on all of life's most complex issues...
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both sides are really screwed up but one of them acts like it's never ever wrong and this works to tug at the heart strings of soccer moms and ignorant but well meaning kids and gain their sympathies
politics is really screwed up
by fock you assholes February 11, 2007

by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008

by Murdoch September 19, 2003
