To eat as much as you can at a restaurant and leave without paying.
Let's go to Stake n Shake for a hog n jog.

Girlfriend: "How are we going to pay for this meal?"
Boyfriend: "We're gonna Hog n jog babe!"
by The one and only Pino December 12, 2006
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Scottish idiom, something that really stirs your wheel, grinds your gear, rustles your willies. Basically is fucking annoying and unsettling. Noggin is the slang for head alas the person is jogging with your brains, painting a very descriptive and self explanatory picture.
Politic debates that lead to no avail Gets my noggin jogging.
by ℒund Von Pennylicker May 27, 2019
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John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by aweeze April 3, 2010
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when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by num421337 April 2, 2010
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To ask for a lot. To ask for an owl to be awake at noon is a lot, but to make it jog? that insane!
Jenny is forcing me to go to a wedding in Australia. I feel that its forcing an owl to jog at noon.
by Qbert7481 April 2, 2010
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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
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by Keepo123 September 8, 2015
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