The funniest , kindest , and sexiest guy you will ever encounter . He can sling the best dick and will make you squirt all over the place . He also can eat the booty like groceries . He is very giving but can be a fucking ASSHOLE AND A FAT LITTLE CHODE WHEN HE IS MAD . But you need a Joey in your life . He has a fucking SCHLONGGGGG !!!!
You: wow he’s so nice and funny . What’s his name ?

Savannah: That is Joey Tyler Long .
by AnonBadBixchhhh November 8, 2019
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