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Jody Crosby 

Jody Crosby is the most despicable woman ever. She has favorite students and will do anything for them, but will destroy the grades of people that she dislikes. She is also very racist, basing many of her decisions off of the race or religion of that person.
Dude, who started the holocaust?
Jody Crosby of course, remember how we learned about it in history.
Jody Crosby by Bignibbaman April 12, 2019
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Jody Crosby 

Jody Crosby is an entity from a different planet. She gives people grades based on their race and religion. She DESPISES Jewish people, and will not accept their grade to be higher than a 90. If you are one of the few students she likes, you can do no wrong in her class. The worst of writings will get A’s when everyone else’s get B’s or C’s. She also goes by the nickname of Adolf Crosler, Crosbitch, or Crosnigga
White person-What did Jody Crosby give you on that writing?
Jewish Person - a fucking 75, even though my writing followed the rubric exactly!
White Person - oh, I got a 95, even though I put no effort into it at all. I bs’ed the whole thing and didn’t cite a single piece of evidence.
Jody Crosby by Bignibbaman April 12, 2019
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