jo hoe
that jo hoe is raving about how she just got tickets to the jonas brothers concert....it kinda makes me want to get some.
jo hoe by thismachinekills October 6, 2008
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Jo Hoe
A Jo Hoe is a Jehovah’s Witness. They are crazy, annoying and highly uneducated. If you get trapped by a Jo Hoe You will hear about there Bible and how it has ruined their lives.
“Fuck, there’s a Jo Hoe.”
“A Jo Hoe knocked on my door today, when I opened it I was barraged with a slur of biblical insults.”
“A Jo Hoe knocked on my door today, when I opened it I was barraged with a slur of biblical insults.”
Jo Hoe by George Carson September 21, 2017
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Jo Bro Hoe
Any girl who is obsessed completely with the Jonas Brothers, and pretty much every word uttered out of their mouth refers in some way, shape, or form the existance of the Jonas Brothers.
Girl: Like my shirt? I got it at the JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!
(or)
Girl: I can't wait to get home so that I can listen to the JONAS BROTHERS!
(or)
Girl: I am going to marry Nick Jonas...we're simply perfect for each other.
(or)
Girl: OMG I HAVE THE JONAS BROTHER'S PHONE NUMBER!!! I AM GOING TO CALL THEM LATER TONIGHT SO I CAN GET THEIR VOICEMAIL AND HEAR THEIR BEAUTIFUL VOICES!
(and to all of these the guy would simply say)
Guy: Wow, get out of here, you Jo Bro Hoe!
Jo Bro Hoe by MrDavid March 7, 2008
Johoes
Johoes by itsjustemz April 25, 2020
johoes
The REAL name for the jonas brothers. Fun to say.It will also piss any fans of the johoes. So that makes it even more fun to say.
Jonas(s) fan: OMJ i LuV tHe JoNaS bRoThErS!!!!1!! tHeY r HaWt!!!!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!
me: The johoes? Go listen to some actual music.
Jonas(s) fan: Ur JuZ jEaLuZ cUz ThEy CaN gEt GiRlS!!!!
me:You FAILED right there lulz.
me: The johoes? Go listen to some actual music.
Jonas(s) fan: Ur JuZ jEaLuZ cUz ThEy CaN gEt GiRlS!!!!
me:You FAILED right there lulz.
johoes by MasterofPuppets165 May 3, 2010
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