Something so good it makes you jizz, or want to jizz.
DUDE!!! that food was jizztastical.
Damn, them titties is jizztastic!
by KayveeBREH March 22, 2010
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a girl who is so hot that u jizz in your pants but you also want her to guzzle your cum
-damn look at that fine chick

-jell ya shes freaking sexy shes a total jizztastic cumguzzler

-dude i wish
by blackjohno April 6, 2010
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Used when something is so completely and utterly awesome. Or when something makes you wanna have both an orgasm and jizz at the exact same time.
1. This ice cream is orgasmically jizztastic!!!
2. That chicks tits are orgasmically jizztastic!!!
by Drew Peacock says to Ben Dover October 24, 2010
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some guy whos really sexy and loves penis/ jizz on his face btw he has a rlly big 8===========D (actual size) and hates justin bieber
nice job getting recked by kenneth jizztastic ramirez last night
by meow86 October 16, 2010
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When your jizzing and haveing a fantastic time
Dam shawty that anal sex was jizztastic
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Something so exiting that people who see/hear/smell/or think about it jizz in their pants.
Those muffins are so jizztastic.
by brennan JP August 8, 2010
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something that is so good awesome or fantastic that you jizz
hey tom remember that pub we went to, that was jizztastic
by jizmman April 28, 2011
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