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Jizzeling 

The act of a woman expelling the mans excess seman from her vagina after sex.
Dude I banged this chick last night and after I blew she stood up and started jizzeling all over the floor.
Jizzeling by Dictionary demon October 24, 2012
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jizzeling 

raining jizz and/or cum/semen/sperm. sploogeing or ejaculating in in a rain-like (drizzling) fashion.
As the men were jizzeling on Fiona's face, she was attempting to catch ALL of the cum in her mouth

Jizzlightenment 

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.
"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."
Jizzlightenment by Gord Lang July 2, 2009

jazzling 

What you call a dazzling young fellow.
That guy is quite jazzy, he's a jazzling.
jazzling by JazzlingJ September 8, 2021
to ejeculate/cum/sprog/spoof
i caught him jizzing in his pants over my picture
jizzing by Candy May 9, 2004

jizzling 

Just like drizzle, but just with cum. Sprinkles of cum
"Dude this rain is jizzinling."

"Dude I was jizzling onto this girl."
jizzling by FapMonster October 6, 2011
a way of emphasising just how amazing something or someone is. A thing that makes the male genitalia stand and cough up its liquid on its own. Same goes for the female genitalia!
"audioslave make some jizzingly good records"

"chris cornell is jizzingly amazing"
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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