Urban Dictionary: Jizz

jizz

well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.

"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."

by ur mom 39 June 05, 2009

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Jizz

When a male becomes excited over something, including non-sexual excitment, and then jizz in their pants unexpectantly.

-Kurt saw Brittney and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt smelled febrez and jizzed in his pants.

-Kurt opened a window and felt cool breeze then suddenly jizzed in his pants.

-Whorehay told Kurt he was taking him to the park and Kurt jizzed his pants.

by lilzog May 02, 2009

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1. n Male Ejaculate

2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian

Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."

Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."

by Iprfr2flopMyNutz April 15, 2010

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the "icing" they put on your cinnabon at the airport.

i got a cinnabon when i landed,it had the servers jizz all over it! It still looked good!

by the guy you dont want to be June 12, 2011

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The white shit that shoots outta ur cock when you do sexual stuff, like when ur girlfriend sucks ur dick and doesn't leave the room screaming "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKIN GROSS!!!!!"

Ron: Woa!! Last night my girlfriend sucked my dick and she didn't leave the room screaming when i jizzed!

John: I don't care.

by firstratecoup August 07, 2008