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Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.
I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.
Jingle Whip by Zynodome September 23, 2020

Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.
“You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”

Jinglewhimsy 

n.- The interjection or juxtaposition of a commercial jingle to emphasize the sentiment of a statement or exclamation. (Common, but not exclusive, to the writing style of the post-modern brat-pack/indie/hipster genre of Diablo Cody.)
I can't believe how exciting this all is. 'Bah-da-bah-ba-BAAA, I'm loving it.' (To tune of 'McDonald's theme') Don't let my jinglewhimsy detract from the seriousness of that statement.
Jinglewhimsy by dc_rose June 6, 2011

Whips and Jingles 

The nauseous, gut wrenching, need to throw up feeling but can't associated with your hangover from a rough night of drinking.
I have a bad case of the whips and jingles from the fifth of Jack Daniel's I drank last night, and my ride on the clapper rail.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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