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Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.
I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.
Jingle Whip by Zynodome September 22, 2020
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Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.
I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.
Jingle Whip by Zynodome September 23, 2020

Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.
“You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”

Jinglewhimsy 

n.- The interjection or juxtaposition of a commercial jingle to emphasize the sentiment of a statement or exclamation. (Common, but not exclusive, to the writing style of the post-modern brat-pack/indie/hipster genre of Diablo Cody.)
I can't believe how exciting this all is. 'Bah-da-bah-ba-BAAA, I'm loving it.' (To tune of 'McDonald's theme') Don't let my jinglewhimsy detract from the seriousness of that statement.
Jinglewhimsy by dc_rose June 6, 2011

Whips and Jingles 

The nauseous, gut wrenching, need to throw up feeling but can't associated with your hangover from a rough night of drinking.
I have a bad case of the whips and jingles from the fifth of Jack Daniel's I drank last night, and my ride on the clapper rail.
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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