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Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.
I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.
Jingle Whip by Zynodome September 23, 2020

Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.
You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”

Jinglewhimsy 

n.- The interjection or juxtaposition of a commercial jingle to emphasize the sentiment of a statement or exclamation. (Common, but not exclusive, to the writing style of the post-modern brat-pack/indie/hipster genre of Diablo Cody.)
I can't believe how exciting this all is. 'Bah-da-bah-ba-BAAA, I'm loving it.' (To tune of 'McDonald's theme') Don't let my jinglewhimsy detract from the seriousness of that statement.
Jinglewhimsy by dc_rose June 6, 2011

Whips and Jingles 

The nauseous, gut wrenching, need to throw up feeling but can't associated with your hangover from a rough night of drinking.
I have a bad case of the whips and jingles from the fifth of Jack Daniel's I drank last night, and my ride on the clapper rail.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019