Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.

I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.

Jingle Whip by Zynodome September 22, 2020

Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.

I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.

Jingle Whip by Zynodome September 23, 2020

Jingle Whip

An uppercut to the genitals delivered by a swinging sock full of quarters.

“You better behave this Christmas son, or else, I’m gettin’ the Jingle Whip.”

Jingle Whip by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Jinglewhimsy 

n.- The interjection or juxtaposition of a commercial jingle to emphasize the sentiment of a statement or exclamation. (Common, but not exclusive, to the writing style of the post-modern brat-pack/indie/hipster genre of Diablo Cody.)

I can't believe how exciting this all is. 'Bah-da-bah-ba-BAAA, I'm loving it.' (To tune of 'McDonald's theme') Don't let my jinglewhimsy detract from the seriousness of that statement.

Jinglewhimsy by dc_rose June 6, 2011

Whips and Jingles 

The nauseous, gut wrenching, need to throw up feeling but can't associated with your hangover from a rough night of drinking.

I have a bad case of the whips and jingles from the fifth of Jack Daniel's I drank last night, and my ride on the clapper rail.

Whips and Jingles by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 22, 2014