Jizza

Jizza is slang for the realest city in Norway. Jizza is short for Jessheim and is soon to be the capital of Norway.

Yo dawg where u from?

Im straight outta Jizza son.

by Alexrichi July 29, 2008

Jizza

When you jizz on a pizza.

I jacked off last night, shot my load on the pizza and made Jamie eat it. Dude, pizza and jizz? JIZZA!

by MisterGreen January 15, 2011

Jizza

to be fly, better than the rest, the best, cool, etc.

Your the man, you own the game.

Look at that Jizza ballin it up out there.

by The Disturber May 05, 2008

jizza

a respected movie and music pirate in the underground scene, his work can be found everywhere in the piracy scene

Tom: "Hey Homey where did you get the new Ironman from? It's not even in theatres yet!"
Bob: "I got the hookup from my main man JiZZA!"

by thewhitestniggayoueverseen420 January 10, 2009

Jizza

Jizza is a name that only I can use unless you ask me. I invented Jizza

Jizza is my best friend.

by Ming the dumbass November 27, 2020

jizza

Jewish pIZZA= JIZZA. its that kosher knock off pizza that tastes like crap but you have to eat if youre getting a slice coke and fries for only $4. Usually found in highly populated jewish neighborhoods such as midwood area on ave j and ocean parkway in brooklyn

mike: what'd you have for lunch today

matt: i was starving so i had to settle for some jizza, you just cant beat the special

by mhornets September 27, 2007

jizza

when your tongue goes numb from giving oral sex

i got the meanest jizza from her pussy dawg

by jwaff January 23, 2017