Jewsue

When a person takes advantage of an opportunity and decides to Sue someone as opposed to taking other possible actions

Dude 1: Yo bro, i heard that asshole punched you and you didn't fight back!!

Dude 2: Don't worry, its all good I'm just gonna Jewsue his ass and make a shitload of money

Mrs. Sloating: Honey, who's this man on your contact list??

Mr. Sloating: Oh, that would be my Jewish Lawyer, just in case i wanna Jewsue someone

by Jewsef September 16, 2013

Jewsury

Jewsury used to mean charging any interest at all on loans. However, as even more jews became lawyers (and other so-called "occupations" that are committed to ripping the Goys off), "interest" became acceptable. After it became acceptable (remember, according to lawyers it was acceptable...yes, the jews leading the jews so to speak), "jewsury" referred to charging unreasonable rates of interest.

Today the term "jewsury" also includes other tricks to rip others off financially, such as the "derivatives" that served no other purpose than to make money for zionists while bringing the goyem further under their thumbs.

We see other obvious examples every single day. The outrageous interest rate and "late fees" charged by credit card companies (aka the same banks we all bailed out) is Jewsury in all its pickle-nosed glory.

by Denny2 August 11, 2010

Jewsuals

a group of Jewish people that socialize with each other on a very regular basis.

hybrid of Jewish usual suspects.

-Who was there last night?
-Oh, you know, the Jewsuals.

by C-Reit January 1, 2012

jewqueer

A homosexual of the Jewish faith.

Don't be such a goddamn jewqueer.

by Keith O'Malley February 1, 2008

jewsteak

A cheap cut of meat that contains mostly fat and very little meat. It is usually is on sale because nobody wants to look at a Jew let alone put one in they're mouth.

Pete- "I'm affraid we are all out of food and are forced to eat a Jewsteak."

Dave- "That's not going to happen, I will starve to death because I am not putting a Jewsteak down my Throat"

by jew terd 22 July 19, 2009

Jewstein

A Jewish person with the last name of goldstein, weinstein,etc.

(in a synagogue)
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up

by oyvehItsMoishe May 25, 2009

Jewser

Cross between a Jew and a Loser.

Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.

by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009