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An individual that is both Jewish and a Democrat.

Jewcrats are exemplified by studious, hardworking professional Jews that clearly transcend the norms of socioeconomic achievement, yet still vote as if they understand the plight of lesser individuals.

This is similar to Democrat politicians and uber-rich people that vote for Democrats, claiming they care about helping the downtrodden.

The ultimate irony is that both Democrats and Jewcrats think that their success is a function of lifting others up, whereas they have achieved great things due to hard work, discipline and motivation. They forgot how hard they had to work to lift themselves to greatness.

Jewcrats and Democrats should step back and ponder the essence of their being. Once they consider their achievements, maybe they should rethink their allegiance to the Democratic party platform. A bit of self-reflection just might realign their sensitivities so they can create a third political party, a Success party. Their example should be shared with all to encourage people to work to their full potential.
Thom, how did it go last night at the game?

It went well Jack. Gary the Jewcrat just cleared seven figures for the year busting his hump at the practice.

Wow Thom, I really admire Gary's ambition in the face of so many difficulties. Though we aren't Jewcrats, I really do appreciate their leadership in inspiring America to help themselves.

Jack, clearly Gary's latino cousin Mo hasn't received the Jewcrat success memo. Apparently the TPS report was lost in the spam folder.

That is a shame Thom. Mo is a good guy but really cannot square away his life until he buckles down and makes some tough decisions.
Jewcrat by MeEnergia February 17, 2010
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Jecolia or Jecoliah comes from the Bible in the 2nd book of Chronicles.

She was the wife of King Amaziah, and mother of King Uzziah

Her name means able through Jehovah

Jecolia enjoys watching Law shows, specifically Law and Order and she is a very compassionate person. She will tell you to shut up while pausing her DVR and the next hour, after the show is over, ask you if you want to do something fun. She will love you even when you don't deserve it and even after she has complained about you to other people she will still be there for you. But do not let Jecolia completely cut you off because she has a good memory and an even better ability to hold her ground versus people who have done her wrong. Deep down, Jecolia is one who can appreciate many things whether they be superficial, physical, spiritual, or emotional. At times when you think you have figured Jecolia out, you realize you havent. At times it may seem as if she is overly dominating a conversation but this is often misunderstood because of her belief in the subject she is talking. She loves, and she loves hard. She may seem shy at first but that is because she is just evaluating you, very well. If you manage to get close to Jecolia, appreciate it.

Also can be substituted for the word "intimidating" and "Woo hoo!"
"JECOLIA! We just scored a touchdown!"

Better watch out, she looks as mad as a Jecolia right now.

"Oh her..nothin..she's Jecolian it up at the house today watchin TV"
Jecolia by Jerm867 February 5, 2010

Jewcifer 

the jew worships Jewcifer during tax season
Jewcifer by Jewasaurus February 19, 2009
When your boo is a Jew. Your boo can be a close friend, lover, confidant, or someone of equal importance. A one night stand/ho would NEVER be classified as a JewBoo.

However, there is also a really fun Jewish girl from Indiana known as THE JewBoo.
My JewBoo and I were chillin last year, eating motza, drinking Manichevitz, and discussing the Macabees.

JewBoo came and picked me up in the Grand Am last night and we listed to the Three 6 and went to Tbell.
JewBoo by Hanukkah December 21, 2008
a nickmane for a jewish person named jordan.
better watch out, Jewdon might sue you.
jewdon by james9999222 June 22, 2008
When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.
Holy shit! I just got fu**ed of the jewhole...it hurt!
Jewhole by Lil licker November 1, 2013