jew bagle

a money hoarding no life who mooches off all of his friends

No Slinky, you cant have any more; damn jew bagle.

by aninocntbystndr February 7, 2010

jew-bagle

when a jew that has been inserted into a toaster they become a jew-bagle.

that dude is a total jew-bagle

by ays~ October 29, 2010

Jew Bagle

A Jew that is retared

Christopher Michael Nunez is a Jew Bagle

by BIG DADDY T-MAC June 19, 2009

bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

Jew Bagel

A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.

Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!

by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006

Jew Bagel

The 13th bagel in a bakers dozen.

Dude you got the jew bagel!

by Captain Awesomo November 6, 2009

jew bagel

a person who acts like a jew

Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore

by ohyeahmesohorny July 15, 2009