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Verb The act of an allegedly slighted individual retaining a high priced consortium of attorneys.
"Why you step on my Bapes, bitch? I mo Jew up and sue yo ass!"
Jew up by ThrillKill September 24, 2009
when a jewish (most of the time girl) starts gossiping like crazy and does not watch the words that come out of the mouth. This girl "jew-ups" because that fact that she is a J.A.P. makes her gossip sound much worse.
Jewish Girl: OMG, she was like being seductive and sticking her boobs in his face and it totally was soooo unattractive...

Other Girl: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Jewish Girl:...and then he was like you can stop that now...

Other Girl: Ugh, don't start to jew-up on me!
jew-up by Cami-Twin December 20, 2006

Straight up Jew 

To be completely embracing Judiasm, and consider oneself as a practicing Jew. Must have strong lineage, too.

A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.

A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.
Hannah: Mr Goldblatt, are you a Straight up Jew, or are you Jew-ish?
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!
Straight up Jew by g-diggity February 24, 2008

thought up by some jew 

The excuse that a nazi will give for anything that does not allow them to be nazi-like.
"It's politically correct to care about you...


...sounds like a plot thought up by some jew"


-From "Indians are red nigger skunks" by Neo-nazi band vaginal jesus.