After being unfairly fired from his job, Kevin decided that the best course of action was to jew up and take his employer to court.
by b0bbydigital May 18, 2006
Get the Jew Upmug. by ThrillKill September 24, 2009
Get the Jew upmug. when a jewish (most of the time girl) starts gossiping like crazy and does not watch the words that come out of the mouth. This girl "jew-ups" because that fact that she is a J.A.P. makes her gossip sound much worse.
Jewish Girl: OMG, she was like being seductive and sticking her boobs in his face and it totally was soooo unattractive...
Other Girl: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Jewish Girl:...and then he was like you can stop that now...
Other Girl: Ugh, don't start to jew-up on me!
Other Girl: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Jewish Girl:...and then he was like you can stop that now...
Other Girl: Ugh, don't start to jew-up on me!
by Cami-Twin December 20, 2006
Get the jew-upmug. The act of being jewish. Such as picking up pennies. You must know before it has been done though.
You could also before curling your hair.
You could also before curling your hair.
Example 1:
Tommy Kiole: Hey im going to pay for gas. Did you bring money?
Johnathon Flotie: Na, ill probably look around on the ground and start "jewing it up"
Tommy Kiole: Alright.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I take offence to that!
Johnathon Flotie: We don't give a shit, Damn jew.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I'm gunna' kick your ass!
(50 cal. is shot from distance, peirceing the snorty jews brain, killing him)
Everyone there: hahaha, damn jews.
Example 2:
Brianne: Finally we are at the plastic surgen! What kind of nose should i get? Big, small, or medium?
Louise the Prejudice Lady: What the hell? Why don't you curl your damn hair, and pick up pennies, and start being good at math too, if you get a big ass nose?
Brianne: What are you talking about?
Louise the prejudice: Im just pretecting you, i don't want my best friend to start "Jewing it up"
Tommy Kiole: Hey im going to pay for gas. Did you bring money?
Johnathon Flotie: Na, ill probably look around on the ground and start "jewing it up"
Tommy Kiole: Alright.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I take offence to that!
Johnathon Flotie: We don't give a shit, Damn jew.
Isahia Hebrewburg: I'm gunna' kick your ass!
(50 cal. is shot from distance, peirceing the snorty jews brain, killing him)
Everyone there: hahaha, damn jews.
Example 2:
Brianne: Finally we are at the plastic surgen! What kind of nose should i get? Big, small, or medium?
Louise the Prejudice Lady: What the hell? Why don't you curl your damn hair, and pick up pennies, and start being good at math too, if you get a big ass nose?
Brianne: What are you talking about?
Louise the prejudice: Im just pretecting you, i don't want my best friend to start "Jewing it up"
by Jew Burner 666 May 09, 2013
Get the Jewing it upmug. by Lolz12234 September 23, 2011
Get the Jewing it upmug. by Funky No Meister May 16, 2005
Get the jew you upmug. To be completely embracing Judiasm, and consider oneself as a practicing Jew. Must have strong lineage, too.
A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.
A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.
A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.
A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.
Hannah: Mr Goldblatt, are you a Straight up Jew, or are you Jew-ish?
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!
by g-diggity February 24, 2008
Get the Straight up Jewmug.