jew unit 

A team of extremely competent and ruthless Jewish attourneys.

I'm not signing this contract until my Jew Unit looks it over.

jew unit by I is who I is May 24, 2004

jew unit 

Like the maffia but jewish. Don't mess with these mofos or they will bust out their circumcision powers.

Dude, don't get in a fight with that kid, hes apart of the Jew Unit and he'll kick your lilly ass.

jew unit by Dead Man May 22, 2004

jew unit 

equivalent of the 'g-unit'. However, the Jew Unit is much scarier, richer, and more miserly. They also have the power to count money in a very rapid fashion, which can be rather intimidating. Most of the afforementioned are jewelers.

j-j-j-j-jew unit. get rich and dont spend it.

jew unit by gauxgert May 1, 2006

jew unit 

a jewish person's penis, usually involving the mushroom effect.

Person 1: Damn, did you see his jew unit?
Person 2: yeah, damn that circumcision! it looks so big!

jew unit by Kreb0 September 30, 2006

Jew Unit 

A kickass Jewish rock band from the suburbs of New York City. They kick ass but the local high school refuses to let them play at their shows unless they change their name. They choose a new name each time.

Yo man did you see The Beeftastic Beefcakes?
Who?
Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets?
Who's that?
Mel Gibson?
What?!
Morgan Freeman?
What the fuck you talkin bout you dirty ape?!
Bradley Silverman and the Jew Unit?
Oh yeah they rock out with their cock out. I wish they would all gangbang me right now.

Jew Unit by JewMaster731 April 1, 2009

Jew-Unit 

Jewish-Unit. A group of Jews that r tight like brothas and travel in a posse. Gang cry is "La Chiem!"

Guy 1: Man that Jew-Unit is straight from the street.
Guy 2: Fo' Sho'

Jew-Unit by La Chiem! January 25, 2004

jew-unit 

A gang of Jewish personages who attempt to imitate the g-unit massive. Often found smoking the 'erb and rockin' jewfros.
can make good music and love playing their pacificas. The downside of thee jew-units are that they are never around as they spend most of their time taking it up the backside in Eli's ( a famous "jew-unit" member) bedroom.

Eli is creating a new jew-unit but massive i cant find him, he must be with james in his bedroom.

jew-unit by j0hnny June 11, 2006