jet pack 

Something everyone could only wish s/he had, to get to and from work, school, shopping etc. and not have to deal with cars, buses, trains, ferries, etc. Basically a rucksack-like contraption that one straps on to the back and has canisters for fuel. Not aerodynamically efficient, makes a lot of noise, to say nothing of the fact that one would have to get a pilot's license to operate it, obey new laws restricting where and when to fly with it, and of course there are the price and fear factor one would have to deal with. Not a very good idea, when all is said and done!

I wish I had a jet pack, so I could get to work and back faster!

jet pack by pentozali December 14, 2010

jet pack 

the "backpacks" that use small ropes as straps, first made by Nike. also referred to as a "jetti"

hey, let me throw my keys in your jet pack

jet pack by 2Legit2Quit October 29, 2007

Jet Pack 

A jet pack is a really really annoying person who turns up to every social event and no one actually knows who invites them. They get lary after one can of lager and will shoot their mouth off to whoever is in close proximity, even to people they don't even know. A jet pack invariably supports Man Utd, and will defend to the death their god given right to brag about how successful their team is to anyone and everyone that they know on facebook, even though chances are they live in the London area and have probably never even been to see a game.

'Mate, I was trying to talk to this girl at the party last night but every time we were alone this guy kept coming over and screaming Man Utd chants in my face.'
'Oh yeah I know that guy, who keeps inviting him places? Classic jet pack!'

Jet Pack by crying monkey June 8, 2011

velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors 

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.

holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!

velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors by that guy you dont really know April 19, 2010

Belarusian Jet Pack 

Having a rocket up your ass to spin faster on a horizontal bar.

The Belarusian Jet Pack will make all NATO members cower in fear as Belarusian soldiers spin at Mach speed on a horizontal bar.

Belarusian Jet Pack by Flat tire August 4, 2023

High School Jet Pack 

a term used to describe a backpack with two cans of monster or other body destroying energy drinks in either side appearing as exhaust nozzles on a jet pack

edgy Teen#1 damn bro you look tired

edgy Teen#2: yeah, i had to put on the ol high school jet pack.

High School Jet Pack by rushtactics777 June 18, 2018

mandalorian jet pack 

The act of jumping and latching onto someone’s back, (covering said persons face because they are said mandalorian) and aggressively projectile shit, propelling the person forward, maybe even in the air

Yo, I just got Mandalorian Jet Packed. Flew forward 4 feet! This is the way!

mandalorian jet pack by Deep throat4 February 10, 2022