jet lag 

The effects of having to quickly become accustomed to routine in another time zone and also of altitude changes. Causes fatigue.

Jet lag is an expected scapegoat for laziness, or a sports team fucking up

jet lag by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

jet lag 

The experience one has when your head says you're in one time zone, your body says you're in another.

My mother's friend was once so jet lagged that she fell asleep standing up in a store.

jet lag by Bookish13 July 2, 2009

jet lag 

A condition that is characterized by various effects as fatigue and irritability, occurs following long flight through several time zones, and probably results from alteration of biorhythms in the human body.

I had a long trip, I'm really tired and jet lag is horrible.

jet lag by Cesar January 2, 2005

Jet Lag 

Jet Lag is sleeping disorder caused by traveling long distances,and time differences.There's also a great song called Jet Lag by Simple Plan.

I woke up in the middle of the night when i was in England.Im so Jet Lagged.

Jet Lag by GetYourBlackStarOn! September 16, 2011

Jet Lag 

The moment when a guy thinks he's going to ejaculate, but doesn't. This May result in restarting your masturbation session or an accidental ejaculation.

Julio had bad jet lag, causing him to ejaculate minutes later than he thought.

Jet Lag by Booed December 11, 2013

jet lag 

The idea or theory that because of the shift of time zones when traveling, morningwood may occur at an earlier or later time than usually. The name for this untimely morningwood goes by the name of Mr. Sunshine. This effect can be especially bad when traveling on a high school or college trip.

"Thanks to jet lag, I've had an encounter with Mr. Sunshine..."

jet lag by Lakob February 20, 2009

Jet Lag 

The way you feel the day after you smoke weed, Much like a hangover is to drinking alcohol.
The day after you smoke pot you wake up and just have a weird feeling all day. Its hard to explain but if you've experienced it you will understand what I'm talking about, that's Jet Lag.

Dude me and my buddy smoked sooo much last night, but today I have some hardcore "Jet Lag" and feel weird.

Jet Lag by Bluemagoo123 November 5, 2011