When one's feet are super dirty from walking without shoes or socks. Much like Jesus' feet would have been.
by Steve Primanti August 25, 2014
Jesus Feet are basically just messed up feet.
You could say someone has Jesus Feet if their feet are very wrinkled, cut up, bleeding, dirty, crusty, nasty, etc.
They are called Jesus Feet because Jesus had to walk everywhere and so his feet were extremely messed up.
You could say someone has Jesus Feet if their feet are very wrinkled, cut up, bleeding, dirty, crusty, nasty, etc.
They are called Jesus Feet because Jesus had to walk everywhere and so his feet were extremely messed up.
by Tyler3777 April 11, 2006
To have feet in such bad shape to resemble being nailed to a cross. Usually followed by bloody trails pertruding from open sores in the foot area.
by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005
Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.
"go tip out that jesus feet water!"
"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment
"you dont look like jesus water" - insult
"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment
"you dont look like jesus water" - insult
by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021