Jesus Christmas 

This combination of words refers to a moment in time when you are suddenly overwhelmed, hurt, in disbelief, or just plain in the Christmas spirit. It can replace several profane words to create a tasteful way of expressing your feelings.

"Jesus Christmas, Jeff just threw up all over that chick!!"
"I think I broke my pinky toe... Jesus Christmas!!"
"Jesus Christmas that's a big present under that there tree Uncle Bernard!!"

Jesus Christmas by KricklesCG February 16, 2009

Jesus Christmas 

A jokingly and less offensive/disgraceful approach to using "Jesus Christ" as an interjection.

"Jesus Christmas! I think I just ripped mah panties!"

Jesus Christmas by PlasticMakesPerfect April 9, 2007

Jesus Christmas 

It is a term for avoiding the use of the lords name in vein, while still expressing yourself
#staywholey
-if you say Jesus Christ you're going to H E double hockey sticks

Jesus Christmas it was smaller on the phone!

Jesus Christmas by Spicy Jellyfish November 24, 2021

Jesus Christmas 

Jesus Christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have NO BALLS and will not seriously take the lords name in vain

"Jesus Christmas i dropped my fone in the pool"

Jesus Christmas by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008