Jesus of Nazareth, also known as Christ
The greatest, purest, wisest, and nicest liberal to ever live.
The greatest, purest, wisest, and nicest liberal to ever live.
If George W. Bush is the greatest conservative ever, and Jesus the greatest liberal. I guess that makes George W. Bush the anti-christ.
by independent July 24, 2005
"Nobody fucks with The Jesus!" - The Jesus
by shnoogins07 December 15, 2008
Boy: "I got 98% on that test about the economic revolution in southern Russia during the time of Stalin's rule, even though it was supposedly really hard and everyone was freaking out about it, especially that one girl with the really ugly hair. Christ, she's crazy."
Boy 2: "Oh shit man! That's a jesus right there!"
Boy 2: "Oh shit man! That's a jesus right there!"
by Awoo September 21, 2006
a pretty awesome guy & my savior. he didn't consider himself above others. he preached about loving all other people and helping everyone and not judging or discriminating. he really didn't like "holier then thou" attitudes (Matthew 6:5-25). he led by example. i believe that he was the Son of God and that he was crucified for our sins- which would be a pretty strange thing to do if he wasn't all about LOVE- and that he rose again.
Christianity is the religion that follows him, and it sucks that there is so much corruptuin, ect. associated with it. Jesus preached help and love your neighbor (aka everybody), forgiveness, not judging, and that God is all about love (which is why he sent Jesus).
i think it's pretty interesting that people who say that they love Jesus turn around and hate on others based on their skin color, religion, or lifestyle choice.
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person 1: so what did you do this summer?
me: well i went with my refreshingly open-minded church on a mission trip to help people in that disaster area, rebuilding homes and child care and such. Cuz thats the kind of stuff Jesus was all about.
person 1: so y'all don't do those anti-people (that don't agree with everything you say so they are going to hell) rallies and giving half your salary so your religious leader can buy a ferrari cuz he said God spoke directly to him and told you to?
me: uhhh NO.
Christianity is the religion that follows him, and it sucks that there is so much corruptuin, ect. associated with it. Jesus preached help and love your neighbor (aka everybody), forgiveness, not judging, and that God is all about love (which is why he sent Jesus).
i think it's pretty interesting that people who say that they love Jesus turn around and hate on others based on their skin color, religion, or lifestyle choice.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
person 1: so what did you do this summer?
me: well i went with my refreshingly open-minded church on a mission trip to help people in that disaster area, rebuilding homes and child care and such. Cuz thats the kind of stuff Jesus was all about.
person 1: so y'all don't do those anti-people (that don't agree with everything you say so they are going to hell) rallies and giving half your salary so your religious leader can buy a ferrari cuz he said God spoke directly to him and told you to?
me: uhhh NO.
by norway_babyy November 03, 2007
hate you because you put your family first.
I hate you because your smile is the only thing I think about.
I hate you because you have respect for anyone you think deserves it.
I hate you because you let me know how much you love me everyday.
I hate you because the fact that you live across the street from me makes me feel that we are meant to be.
I hate you because you haven't once thought about choosing over your family or me.
I hate you because you were there when I needed someone to step up for me.
I hate you because I love you to much to let you go.
I hate you because you make me feel like I'm the only girl for you.
I hate you because you always pass by my house and look at the window.
I hate you because you put in the effort to make a good appearance on everything.
I hate you because I'm deeply in love with you.
I hate you because your smile is the only thing I think about.
I hate you because you have respect for anyone you think deserves it.
I hate you because you let me know how much you love me everyday.
I hate you because the fact that you live across the street from me makes me feel that we are meant to be.
I hate you because you haven't once thought about choosing over your family or me.
I hate you because you were there when I needed someone to step up for me.
I hate you because I love you to much to let you go.
I hate you because you make me feel like I'm the only girl for you.
I hate you because you always pass by my house and look at the window.
I hate you because you put in the effort to make a good appearance on everything.
I hate you because I'm deeply in love with you.
by Breanna_is_Breanna May 02, 2020
Jesus! which one of you brain surgeons dropped the hammer on my foot.
Anyway, I was explaining to her, oh Jesus - did you drop that one? It stinks!
Anyway, I was explaining to her, oh Jesus - did you drop that one? It stinks!
by JapaneseMaths September 07, 2007
A probably fictional man (a derivative one at that) who lived roughly 2000 years ago. He was said to be the son of god (mostly said by himself). Notable for performing several party tricks, for example turning water into wine, feeding 5000 people with limited supplies and rising from the dead. He had 12 lingers on, a couple of which fucked him over big style, most notably Judas. Appears heavily in the new testament of the best selling novel “The Bible” which spawned a cult following known as Christians. Sometimes his name may be used as term of mild annoyance or a word to stress other words.
by gerald fawcett February 23, 2008