jessica jones

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.

Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...

jessica jones by catsy57 June 20, 2016

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jessica jones

the sexiest, hottest, most badass bitch to ever exist ever.

jessica jones is so hot, i want her to punch me in the face

jessica jones by whore4hotties January 15, 2022

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Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts

Marvel's Jessica Jones' Mediums Is The Closest To The No More Heroes Scripts by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

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Jessica Seaborne Jones

So sexy and amazing she has a massive ass.

Jessica Seaborne Jones ? Wow!

Jessica Seaborne Jones by abyssalllll April 15, 2023

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Jessica Joan Jones

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends

"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jessica Joan Jones by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

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