a woman with total intelligence, modesty, beauty, and self worth. she is a dreamer and a romantic, and needs to be swept off her feet. but be careful. she's extremely tough, too!
Kirk: I met a total Jessalynn the other day.
Martin: Awesome!
Kirk: I'm in love!
A beautiful, amazing girl who cares for you with all that she has. She’s perfect in every way and will always be true to you. She may have her secrets but they’re always for good, either to protect you or surprise you. As a girlfriend she will take care of you in ways that make you feel obligated to treat her like your treasure. If you find a Jessalynn, keep her because she’s a once in a lifetime opportunity that will make you happy for years and years to come.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."