Gorgeous girl, brown hair brown eyes, has the ocassional northern accent.
She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!
Will always be there for you, no matter what.
Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best mate!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!
Will always be there for you, no matter what.
Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best mate!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
by elle,the,elephant June 05, 2011
Kiersten : Chad where are you at you were supposed to stop by my place on your way home and fuck me?
Chad : Sorry I ran into Jess at the market and she wanted to try out these new condom's with extra ribs on them!
Kiersten : WHAT!!!!
Chad : Sorry I ran into Jess at the market and she wanted to try out these new condom's with extra ribs on them!
Kiersten : WHAT!!!!
by SlopNChop December 06, 2016
A Jess is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means "wealthy", and this is true, as a jess will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean "awesome".
The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.
The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.
by The Flibble September 20, 2006
This is a girl with some real bad-ass qualities. She is normaly small, with varying shades of brown hair, and is what anyone would call a small warrior. A Jess can act sweet, but has the ability to do anything. She'l lie to her study group manager, her boss, lecturer, or practicly anyone and they will believe her. The name Jess is common, but her character is very unpridictable, just like her mood. She can go from angry, to happy, to screaming out bloody murder. It just doesn't matter to her. A Jess will not mix with an loud, mouthy people, or any of the popular crowd. Anything that they say to her she will ignore, or take it in a good way. She can allways make a smart-arse comment but doesn't use comebacks, so she'l either be rude or pick a fight with whoever said one. She's intelligent and fast thinking, but people sometimes take the piss out of her for it. Jess will play computer games, or be out doors, or be shopping, but will always have an explanation for what she does.
Random Girl: OMG i just saw Jess in the forest
Even more random girl: well dur, dumbass, she has to for her d of e
Random Girl: You do realise that she doesn't do a d of e, right?
Even more random girl: No, but that's what she said she was doing
Even more random girl: well dur, dumbass, she has to for her d of e
Random Girl: You do realise that she doesn't do a d of e, right?
Even more random girl: No, but that's what she said she was doing
by Kaya The Beast April 18, 2013
by jables80 January 01, 2011
English/Brazilian Girl that has a DEEEEP Voice (literally has to speak an octave above to avoid speech problems) a bit chubby despite saying she does sports and eats healthy. As a result, she both packs in the front and the back. 👅 OMG, she speaks so loudly, so much in fact that she may as well be Ben's sister. She thought we could replenish the desert with plant life by using sprinklers and to stop the long power lines in order to operate them, use batteries.🙄 Doesn't follow "boys before toys" : interpret that how you will.
by Ipissoffmyfriendz July 20, 2019
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