She is one of the most Kindest person you will meet. She loves to make everyone happy and thinks more about everyone but her. She is the prison who talks about Jesus and will tell you everything you need to know. Jensen is so funny and will make everyone’s day better. Her beautiful face makes the entire world feel better. When having a bad dream all you have to do is look a jensen and she will comfort you til the very end. If you find a jensen never leave her because she will never leave you. If you lose her always make sure you have a tracker on her, she gets lost very fast and always needs a buddy.
by Ispeaktothetrees May 26, 2023
the ugliest rat thing that ever lived he is an absolute piece of crap and is a sexist pig and needs to die in a hole his face makes people want to die
by feminists unite December 9, 2022
(an act named after the person who first performed this)
Jensen - (Jen'sin) The act of fingering yourself for a long period of time until your finger (or any other body part placed inside the female happy spot) looks like a raisin/prune.
(As in being in the bathtub too long)
Jensen - (Jen'sin) The act of fingering yourself for a long period of time until your finger (or any other body part placed inside the female happy spot) looks like a raisin/prune.
(As in being in the bathtub too long)
"Tonight im gonna DJ it for so long i'm gonna Jense my whole hand"
"Man i was hitting it for so long my balls were all Jensed"
*phone sex convo* "Im Jensen right now sexy"
"Man i was hitting it for so long my balls were all Jensed"
*phone sex convo* "Im Jensen right now sexy"
by Joseph Siler February 19, 2008
by tek5 February 26, 2010
1) Of or pertaining to an awful, putrid smell
2) A smell combining the odors of pipe tobacco, rancid skim milk, and incense.
3) A large mess made in conjunction with the kitchen, living room, and laundry room.
2) A smell combining the odors of pipe tobacco, rancid skim milk, and incense.
3) A large mess made in conjunction with the kitchen, living room, and laundry room.
-Much to my dismay I went downstairs a realized there was a huge Jensen.
-After rolling in trash the bum smelled of a Jensen-esque odor.
-Eating Indian food might result in having to take a huge Jensen.
-After rolling in trash the bum smelled of a Jensen-esque odor.
-Eating Indian food might result in having to take a huge Jensen.
by Jason Proctor March 9, 2007
A corporate term describing an individual within a large corporation who continues to further their career without ever achieving success.
The new Vice President is A Jensen.
by Big Daddy USA May 13, 2008
by M3M3K1NG October 30, 2019