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A huge pair of buttcheeks with a highly coveted asshole. These enormous asscheeks rose to superstardom by teasing guys worldwide with the fantasy of fucking them.

After years as a struggling actor, Tony finally landed a small part in a major Hollywood movie. He says if he makes it big, he's gonna try to fuck Jennifer Lopez.
by HyperKnight July 13, 2008
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a hot latino singer who comes from Bronx, she is very talented and has the nicest ass you could ever see
girl: hey aint that jennifer lopez?
boy: yeah i can see by the ass, i wouldn't mind hiting her from the back
girl: you b*stard, you had anal sex with me yesterday now you see a bitch from TV and diss me?!
by Krak2005 February 25, 2006
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Jennifer Lopoez also known as JLO,is a succesful puerto rican "superstar" singer/actress/and business woman.She's is hated by many people because of her many failed relationships. A lot of people say she isnt a good singer or actress but shes is making millions and is known worldwide.Shes has her own production company called 'Nuyorican Productions' & clothing line company 'JLE'(Jennifer Lopez Enterprise)by the way her clothing is line is one of the most succesful clothing line if history of celebrity clothing lines and her perfumes sale really well all over the world. This days JLO is one of the most famous and richest women in entertainment and richest latina in hollywood according to Forbes magazine.

accomplishments :

-most famous hispanic person in the world

-richest latina in Hollywood

-one of the richest women in entertaiment

-Lopez is the first actress and singer to have a film (The Wedding Planner) and an album (J. Lo) at number one in the same week.

-Lopez's perfume, "Glow", made history in 2001, by being the number-one perfume in more than nine countries in less than four months.

-Lopez has five number-one hits in the U.S. and a combined twenty weeks at number one.

-Lopez appeared on the 2007 Guinness World Records as the most powerful actress.

and has many more accomplishments although a lot of haters deny or accept it.
bob: jennifer lopez isnt talented shes got a big ass! bla bla

randy: well then i dont know whats going on because she is making millions and is famous worldwide and youre just hating and are a nobody just hating like people on*smiles*

bob:.......*keeps hating*
by ImReaL February 07, 2007
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highly successful Puerto Rican American who has learned to hire people who can keep her image in the media far beyond the level her talent would otherwise suggest.
Jennifer Lopez was on tv tonight on six different stations just because her marriage is on again/off again/on again/off again. Should we really care so much about celebrities. They are just like us, only rich beyond our wildest imaginations.
by dp September 21, 2003
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A boring, self-centered celebrity with an ass that's big enough to have its own gravitational pull.
Jennifer Lopez was on TV again...yay.
by x_Summer_x February 04, 2006
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half-puerto-rican 32 year old who blabs on and on about being from humble beginnings but really went to private school and when she was 16 she was getting dance lessons from the same people who train broadway stars....

Nice arse tho.
by Snowy (formally Kilo Lobo) August 26, 2003
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a fat assed bitch that probly has an ass hole too big to pleasure the largest penises
jennifer lopez hasn't any tread left on those tires, its like throwing a hot dog in a hallway
by billy the sperm June 10, 2006
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