Jemma itis

A newly found disease where the infected is slowly suffocated to death, the pain starts in the face and abdomen , then makes you dizzy of low oxygen being passed to the brain and then slow death of suffocation by laughing. The cause is by overly funny friends or some that laughs at anything even some drinking energy drinks. There is no cure for this, at least you die laughing.

(Someone laughing really hard and uncontrollably) oh no she/he got a case of Jemma itis, get away you'll die from laughter if you're infected!

Jemma itis by Victim of Jemma itis August 26, 2018

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Jemma-itis

Jemma-itis is a serious disease of laughter where you slowly die from laughter, starting with pain in the face and abdomen then on the throat slowly suffocating away until death. Cause is overly funny friend or some that laughs aat anything and everything.

(someone laughing really hard) Oh-no she/he got a case of Jemma-itis! Get away from him/her you die from laughter!

Jemma-itis by Otakuboy123456789 August 22, 2018

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