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Jesomercial 

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010

Jerome Powell 

The 16th and incumbent Chair of the Federal Reserve.

Otherwise known as the guy who fucks your puts on SPY by making the printers go brrrrr.
"Shit, my puts on SPY are worthless thanks to Jerome Powell and his printers"
Jerome Powell by Long $TP May 9, 2020

Jerome Jarre 

A really cute french guy that makes vines and spreads happiness all around the world through social media, interactions with strangers and through the jerhomies. He is always wearing a big smile and very often motivates people to be happy and love life.
I've just watched the new snapchat story from Jerome Jarre! It's hella rad, makes me wanna smile like crazy!
Jerome Jarre by ASurpriseParty July 14, 2014

Jerome Fontamillas

Jerome Earl Fontamillas is the keyboard player, a guitarist, background vocals, and general "noise" guy in the awesomest band ever, Switchfoot. He is influenced by the Beatles and U2. He only surfed twice before joining Switchfoot, can't survive without coffee, and collecys vinyl albums. Cool guy!
Rachel: Who's the guy playing keys up on stage with Switchfoot?
Emily: Oh, that's Jerome Fontamillas!

JeromePrime 

Loves transformers, fortnite, former member of TSG Clan,, loves explosives, wants to make Michael Bay Movies
JeromePrime is a former Prime
JeromePrime by Jake_Paul123 January 6, 2019

Jeloseum 

Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️
Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?

Customer:what is Jeloseum?

Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!

Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
Jeloseum by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019