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jelly ball surprise 

When you're having sex with a girl who is on her period and you cum inside her hard enough to cause her to queef out a jelly red ball of slime back at the ejaculator
Last night me and Patricia were getting it on and she told me not to use a condom because she's on her period. It was awesome, but jokes on me because she gave me the good ole Jelly ball surprise once I finished with her, I felt like I was being born again

Ball Jelly 

Sperm. Nut. Semen. Nut custard. Goo. Man mustard. Cock snot. Spooge.
She gobbled up my ball jelly.

I laid my ball jelly across her upper lip.

She emptied my sack of ball jelly.
Ball Jelly by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Jelly Balls 

A term or slang for balls that are like jelly, that jiggle alot and are stick, sometimes used as a slang if balls taste sweet.
Damn, that boy got jelly balls.
Jelly Balls by ZeroApplez December 17, 2018

Jelly Balls 

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
Jelly Balls by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

Jolly Balls 

1. A Sack full of fun
2. The opposite of blue balls
Bobby: "how was your day, man?"
Mark: "Awesome, I sat on chatroullete and jacked it all day."
Bobby: "Wow! You must have jolly balls bro"

Bobby: "What are you doing tonight?"
Mark: "Its Sunday I'm playing with my jolly balls!"
Jolly Balls by markymarks November 19, 2010

Jellybelling 

The attempt of sexual intercourse of two large human beings. Hopefully a male and female human being.
Cody: "Dude, I just walked in on Austin and Katie jellybelling!"

Simon: "Oh my god, what is that?"

Cody: "Did you ever see GOOD LUCK CHUCK? It's like sex between that fat chick and a sumo wrestler!"
Jellybelling by Cody "Hot" Dill December 5, 2007