Jennitis 

A heart infection with side effects of deep love and emotions for a girl named Jenny.

Symptoms may include: catching yourself thinking about Jenny, butterflies, daydreaming about Jenny, Feeling a rush of happiness when Jenny is in your presence.

Dude 1: Look at that guy.. he's totally checking Jenny out.
Dude 2: Yeah.. i've heard he was diagnosed with a serious case of Jennitis. You cant blame him it's very contagious

Jennitis by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 May 25, 2014

Jejemitis 

noun. A infectious disease caused by the jejevirus. The disease is contagious. People with low IQ's and have poor skills in spelling are the most susceptible group. This disease is already endemic in some social networks such as friendster. The disease currently spreading to other social networks such as Facebook. Unless stopped, this disease will attain the status of Social Network Pandemic. People with the disease are called jejemons.

Symptoms include:

1.) Excessive use of Sticky Caps
2.) Replacement of H by J to denote laughter such as jeje and jaja
3.) Spelling which is hard to comprehend

WARNING: When the disease is already at later stages, victims tend to become posers.

Cure: Dictionary

Always remember: Prevention is always better than cure. Stay away from jejemons to avoid acquiring of disease.

hoLY shIt p0wh. mEron na AQnG jEJemItis. jeje

Jejemitis by jejebuster April 19, 2010

jenitis 

the sickness of not being able to speak properly.

Dude, I think I have Jenitis!

jenitis by KyraRuby March 15, 2010

Jenitis 

A euphoric feeling, both heavy and light, that comes over you when thinking of Jen, and sometimes not consciousely thinking of Jen. The act of always thinking of Jen, and associated acts.

Touching oneself, calling your Jen on the phone, moaning...going on long road trips with Jen and staying in hotels that have red carpets, vibrating beds, and the playboy channel....watching commercials selling drugs to cure jenitis, and knowing there is no cure...

Jenitis by Doctor Mike house January 15, 2011