Jehovah’s Witness

Liar

You’re a Jehovah’s Witness

Jehovah’s Witness by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Jehovah's Witness 

A group of people who's faces are flat from getting doors slammed in their faces.

Jehovah's Witness: Ouch, my face feels like Kansas.

Jehovah's Witness by slatte November 13, 2006

Jehovah's Witness  

A rare breed, they usually travel in groups. They can be found roaming through neighborhoods standing on the doorsteps of homes. In the event that you see a Jehovah's witness follow these steps. Close the curtains, shut off the tv, and hide. The jehovah will then proceed to ring your door bell, stay calm dont make any sudden movements, this will enrage the witness but they will soon leave, but watch out they still may be watching.

Jeff: o shit hide the Jehovah's witness are coming

Jehovah's witness: "ding dong"..........those MOTHER FUCKERS!

Bob: that was a close one.

Jehovah's Witness by Avalache2121 August 3, 2008

jehovah's witness 

A person who, despite all efforts to make them stop, refuses to stop calling, showing up, or otherwise attempting to make contact with another person.

After I dumped her, she went all Jehovah's Witness on me.

jehovah's witness by SabineLaGrande June 8, 2004

jehovah's witness 

The perfect example of why not to open the door to strangers.

I almost wished they were serial rapists when I found out I had opened my door to 2 Jehovah's witnesses.

jehovah's witness by s0x0r September 23, 2005

Jehovah's Witness 

The telemarketers of religion.

"Hello my name is..."
*slams door*
"Damn it's those son's of bitches, Jehovah's Witnesses"

Jehovah's Witness by Lillyx October 23, 2008

Jehovah's Witness 

A mispronunciation/misspelling of "Jehovah's Witnesses". Sometimes used as a slur. Jehovah's Witnesses follow the teachings of Christ and obey his command to "preach the good news of his kingdom" (Matthew 28:19,20). In doing so, they are fulfilling the prophecy of Matthew 24:14, before God's kingdom replaces human rulership of the earth. They are often libeled because their message is not popular in Christendom and they are often misrepresented, just as Jesus was. However, accurate information IS available at watchtower.org for those who wish to know the truth.

Jehovah's Witnesses take their name from Isaiah 43:10 - “YOU are my witnesses,” is the utterance of Jehovah, “even my servant whom I have chosen, in order that YOU may know and have faith in me, and that YOU may understand that I am the same One. Before me there was no God formed, and after me there continued to be none."

Jehovah's Witness by SeantheSheep August 16, 2010