The correct spelling of the name is Jeff, not Geoff. Beware what you say around a Jeff, for that they have perfected the art of sexual innuendo. Has a heightened awareness of people of the gay persuasion due to a inherently perfected gaydar system. Requires very little sleep. Has a strong adversity to unclean bar-ware. Has been know to spot monkeys eating bananas from several klicks.
Don't talk about what a vaccum does or what you do with a screwdriver around a Jeff. Never describe something as big and black.
by eshnirvicks December 12, 2019
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somebody who has just got what u need. A jeff is somebody who knows what it's about.
Dude, it's jeff.
...yea, nicccee.
by je2f November 09, 2006
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A highly intelligent, very outgoing individual with overwhelming wit and charm. A Jeff has the ability to humble you with praise and love then instantly turn and smack you off the pedestal he has placed you on. He is unsure of himself and everyone else, does not trust, does not believe, and is not easily loved. A Jeff is constantly tormented by his insecurities. A Jeff needs a very patient, strong and passionate partner, one who realizes while there may be times to take a few steps away, it is not necessary to turn and shoot. If a Jeff manages to to come to terms with his own true worthiness, the partner of a Jeff will likely be rewarded for their patience and perseverance with unconditional love and undying devotion.
The Jeffness of it all is exhausting.
by TheFutureMrs.Brewer November 20, 2011
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The absolute coolest dude. Usually had brown hair and freckles but he's still the coolest.

He just has it.
Person 1: Aw, look it's Jeff.

Person 2: He's totally a cool dude.
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someone who is skilled. He just has it.
dude, it's jeff
...whoa nice
by je2f November 07, 2006
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