Jeff: The single most hip individual in the Universe. He is incredibly beautiful, speaks 23 languages, and plays every musical instrument ever invented. He is loved by all that meet him and in fact the Grateful Dead actually followed Jeff across the country for over 15 years. Women can not be in his presence for more than 20 minutes because of dehydration risk. This is due to the spontaneous orgasms they experience upon laying their eyes on him. Jeff is also the kindest person in the Universe and once kissed a sloth which later turned it into Taylor Swift.

Jeff only speaks to beautiful women. If you find yourself in the presence of Jeff you should first give the 2 finger peace sign salute in greeting. Jeff will then bless you by granting 3 wishes. Aftweward, Jeff will fly you to his bungalow on the dark side of the moon and make mad passionate love to you for a minimum of 14 hours. At which point he will stop and make you breakfast. All your former friends will hate you for the perfection you have then become.

A "creature" who's power cannot be matched. Strongest and smartest thing on this planet, leader of the winners.

When all you do is pout, and cry around about your ex girlfriend/s and want everyone to feel real sorry for you.

The best person you’ll ever meet. The most genuine and the most sweet. If you know a Jeff, your probably one of the luckiest people ever. They give the best compliments and always know how to make you happy. They can put a smile on your face at any time and have the best sense of humor let me tell you. Also don’t forget, extremely handsome lol. A Jeff is an easy one to fall in love with, very charming and amazing. Just whatever you do, keep Jeff for as long as long as possible.

Award-winning athlete and Ginger Fox.

Great at everything he does.

A wonderful, cool, athletic boy who is best friends with everybody and has great knowledge of everything in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

A Jeff is always considered as "The World's Greatest Thing Alive" Jeff's love to drink and have a good time, they have girl's lining up from all over the world, No matter what a Jeff does it is always considered cool and sexy. Nothing in the world beat's what a Jeff can bring into the bedroom and that's a big penis and all night sex. If you ever want a Jeff in your life you need to look very carefully because they are of a rare breed and there is only so many alive, if u ever manage to either be friend's with a Jeff your life will never be the same and you will never regret having him in your life.