jeff dunham 

The greatest ventriloquist of all time

Ed McMahon: "Good evening Walter"
Jeff Dunham(as Walter): "Shut the hell up!"
Ed: "How are you?"
Walter: "Don't you have some envelopes to lick?!"

Jeff(as walter)to John Kruk: "What do ya know, out of 3 million sperm, thats the one that got through!"

jeff dunham by CCFREAK January 13, 2008

Jeff Dunham 

Another example of a great comedian being absolutely ruined by 13 year olds constantly quoting his routine in an effort to be funny. Also see Dave Chappelle.

13 year old: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
Other guy: You know what the difference between you and Jeff Dunham is? You're not Jeff Dunham. So shut up.

Jeff Dunham by nighthawk41 January 6, 2010

Jeff Dunham 

the ventriquolist who created Achmed the dead [terrorist] shown on YouTube and some American TV show

"Who created that funny video?"
"You mean [Achmed the dead [terrorist?"
"Yeah."
"Oh that was a Jeff Dunham one."

Jeff Dunham by Kamikaze Watermelon January 11, 2009

Jeff Dunham 

Our Lord and Savior

Wow look! It's Jeff Dunham, and his new hit TV show the second coming.

Jeff Dunham by mutantgalaxy January 24, 2018

Jeff Dunham'ed  

to have an arm shoved up one's anal cavity a minimum of elbow deep, coined after the ventriliquist: Jeff Dunham

"Andrew and Tom were looking for a new sexual stimulant, so Tom Jeff Dunham'ed Andrew.9900;0000

Jeff Dunham'ed by Amanda Monson January 30, 2009

Jeff Dunham-ing

When a person fists someone so deeply he or she is like a puppet on their arm.

"Dude, my girlfriend fisted me so hard last night, I felt like a Jeff Dunham hand puppet."

"wtf Dakota..."

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Jeff Dunham-ing by Swag Chair May 19, 2014

jeff dunham show 

A skit comedy variety show that features the ventrilogists and makes fun of American society and pop culture. Usually uses the "about right" humor and make fun of stuff such as gays, old people, rap music, gangstas, dumb redneck, and other subcultures. Pretty fun shit and usually has a lot of sexual slurs...which comedy show doesn't have on these day

You are watching the Jeff Dunham Show...
Achmed...I'll Kill You!!

jeff dunham show by Kyle 230 November 27, 2009