by Sneakyjohnny July 03, 2019
The god of all men, whose name can be said in a long monotone voice, which will immediately impregnate all women within a 5km radius of his position. Some say that the only way to be granted into Jeel heaven is to show him a glorious picture of Sike Mawowski, of which one only exists. If the wrong image is presented, the sed being is immediately crushed into one singular naan bread, of which Jeel hastily devours, pleasing him for a short time, before searching for more beings to crave his hunger.
by xbxnej November 24, 2021
by lostjeel June 01, 2021
An idiot fuck boy that only thinks with his dick. Has no brain but only a tiny dick to substitute as one.
by foxfriend July 07, 2019
Jeel. A girl who is really pretty and nice. This girl has the biggest heart in the whole world. She is very smart and very nice. If you are a boy and you're in love with a Jeel, she will fill your life with love. Jeel describes a girl who may be stuborn a lot but is very funny. She will always laugh at your jokes even though they're really stupid. A boy whose name starts with a R will have better chances at marrying Jeel. Examples: Roshan and Jeel have a better future together.
by URBANdictionary February 04, 2015
The god of all men, whose name can be said in a long monotone voice, which will immediately impregnate all women within a 5km radius of his position. Some say that the only way to be granted into Jeel heaven is to show him a glorious picture of Sike Mawowski, of which one only exists. If the wrong image is presented, the sed being is immediately crushed into one singular naan bread, of which Jeel hastily devours, pleasing him for a short time, before searching for more beings to crave his hunger.
by xbxnej November 24, 2021