jed head

Firecracker with a round visco fuse instead of the traditional wick fuse. Can be used in low oxygen environments and in water. The fuse is slightly more dangerous than normal fuses as it spits fire when lit.

jed head by Suvorov August 20, 2003

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Jed head

Someone who loves Jed Ortmeyer, the twenty-nine year old NHL hockey player. Formerly played on the New York Rangers wearing the number 41. Hails from Omaha, Nebraska.
Usually girls, see puck bunny.

A girl who thinks Jed is gorgeous and actually a good player (he's not) and defends him at all costs, is a Jed Head.

Jed head by Lena Jade October 6, 2007

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Jedhead

Jedhead is where you wake up in the morning, and your hair is all messed up and looks like the hear of X-Factor twins John and Edward (Jedward).

Ah man. I woke up today with a bad case of Jedhead

Jedhead by JedwardLover November 9, 2009

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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