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A bad ass guy that is in the madness series that pwns all. his goatee is only topped by chuck norris' and is possibly the offspring of bruce lee and an angry wolverine.
If your punched by Jebus its like a lion on steroids chasing a gazelle through a field of pixie sticks and unicorn magic then got stabbed by a toothbrush shank made by Mr. T.
by The word of jesus October 07, 2009
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The correct spelling of Jeebus, according to the Simpsons guides.
"Help! Save me, Jebus!"
by The S April 12, 2005
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Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.
Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?
by mavi August 30, 2007
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A reincarnation of Jesus who was born in Memphis, Tennessee. Effectively, a southern Jesus. Also the subject of bad exclamations
"Holy Jebus on a pogostick!"

"Has anyone seen Jebus lately?"
by Zente June 02, 2005
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Jesus' brother, also referred to as "Jesus' brother, Daryll!"
Hi I'm Jesus.
Hi I'm Jesus' brother, Daryll!
by Vampyro March 08, 2005
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