Jean-Luc Picard 

Captain of the Federation Starship Enterprise, NCC 1701-D and NCC 1701-E.
Kicks Kirk's butt.
Little hair.
Real name is Patrick Stewart.

Ok, that's it.
La de dah de dah de dilly dilly dah.

Jean-Luc Picard by Russ Man August 26, 2005

Jean-Luc Picard 

The captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D.

"Let's see what's out there...engage."-Jean-Luc Picard

Jean-Luc Picard by crazyrabbits June 22, 2005

Jean-Luc Picard 

Male, balding character in tights who is Captain of the starship Enterprise from *Star Trek : The next Generation*.

He drove a wierd buggy-car in ST: Nemesis,
And was turned into a Borgling at some point. He has a pet lionfish, and was born someplace in California. Among his crew are an android Data, a slightly telepathic Counsellor, Deanna Troi, and a dude with a mustache, First Officer Riker. He likes to order "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot" from the replicator (personally, I think someone who gets into battles every other episode, and has lost multiple Enterprises should have something a bit stronger to drink).

He has a couple of old, paper-bound books, and Violates the Prime Directive on occasion. And, IIRC, his ship's designation was NCC 1701 -D or E or something similar.

Picard : Tea! Earl Grey! Hot!

Replicator *delivers iced latte*

Picard : OMGWTFBBQ!!! Geordi! Get down here!


***loosely paraphrased from short story***

Jean-Luc Picard by ST : Voyager fan July 4, 2005

Jean-Luc Picard 

Second Best Captain ,loved by the newbies
can't fight ,see Picard Maneuver
pc correct (aaaaaaaagh)
respects women(fag)
never goes on away missions
drinks tea
made less movies

Catain Jean-Luc Picard will always be Captain Kirk's bitch

Jean-Luc Picard by James T Kirk June 11, 2006

Jean luc Picard 

The sexiest old French spaceship captain EVER.

Jean luc Picard yelled at Data for being too smart.

Jean luc Picard by Spongebob° May 7, 2009

Captain Jean-Luc Picard 

The most amazing man that has ever graced this Earth. His popularity was renewed by the almighty fabulous amazing website called you're the man now dog. That sexy beast.

Captain - Jean - Luc - Picard - ofthe - USS - enterprise. (Repeat x infinity)

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Captain Jean-Luc Picard by wtf___xandrasON April 25, 2006