jean peen

when jeans are worn, often the zipper part sticks out. this is called a jean peen or jean penis

person 1: so do you like my new jeans?
person 2: they're pretty, but when you sit down you get a serious jean peen.

jean peen by i[dont]loveyou. January 18, 2008

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Jean peen

Taking a picture in a mirror ( mainly in a dressing room or public toilet ) of your penis hanging out of your fly

“He went in to the changing rooms and enjoyed the full length mirrors, so decided to do a ‘ jean peen’ shot to show his partner”

Jean peen by Jessiexkane February 11, 2020

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Jean Peen

When you’re sitting down and your jeans bunch up and it looks like a bulge

“Dude you have major jean peen right now”

Jean Peen by Jeanpeenforlife August 25, 2018

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Jean peen

Jean peen is when a women's jeans creases at her crotch, making a bulge that looks like a penis.

She has a Jean peen when she sits.

Jean peen by Aar96 February 28, 2017

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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