Jaylen N

Jaylen is the Jay to everyones Len. He is like gunk to your ears, with the most contagious laughable voice. Although he may judge retarded illogical girls, he still sees the best in them and everyone else. He always thinks he knows it all, however, Jaylen just happens to end up with dumb idiotic groups of people who help him sound like Einstein's IQ was nothing but a fraction to cover up a decimal number. When he is speechless, it usually means he is judging you. But when he laughs, he is still judging you. He has the smile of his father, but a laugh of a penguin trying to flee a supermarket owned by lions. He unintentionally changes his hairstyle, more frequently than his shoes. Jaylen is very understandable and although he may not relate to many original experiences, he "gets it (like your mama would)."

Navah: "Do you know what the word Nigga means?"
Jaylen N: Sighs in disbelief, but then LAuGHS
Jaylen N: "I just saw a semi-truk plow through antelopes."

by CHatlotte Butcher May 21, 2024

jaylen

absolute king

do you know jaylen?
yes he’s an absolute king

by everyone’s fav king January 24, 2022

miaya-jaylene

There is nun else to say but she is crazy makes up story’s is a homie hopper and doesn’t see it in herself every thing is always someone else’s fault

Person 1 :Why is she so annoying

Person 2: idk but she is definitely a miaya-Jaylene

by The wise bird of hhs November 18, 2023

jaylen

a self centred fucking prick, speaks to loads of girls at once and thinks he is very hot ( he's not ) has the best girl bsf ever ( me ) and is also a massive ass bitch that never stops eating #fatty

"is that jaylen?"
"well he's eating so probably"

by mcvay February 17, 2025

Jaylen

anime obsessed nerd who forces his girlfriend to watch anime because he loves it so much.

jaylen loves anime

by love love 68687 October 19, 2021

Jaylen

jaylen is the best person in the whole world, he also gets a lot of bitches and hoes, he is very tall, very athletic and the best person to talk to, he is also very outgoing person. he would never switch up on his homies, has long dark hair, very smart, and he will beat anyones ass if they try him.

girl 1- i wish i could fuck jaylen

by LuhCrankLuhTonka May 9, 2022

Jaylen

chopped liver

I (jaylen) must be chopped liver or something

by jaygoatt May 9, 2022