Java

C++or PERL(b/c it's interpreted) on Crack Cocaine.

C++: cin>>iNum;
Java: iNum = Integer.parseInt(Keyboard.in());

by btherio October 27, 2004

Java

The definition of a sweetheart-asshole. A person who can be a complete asshole at times but still manages to make u fall in love with them more everyday because of how much of a sweetheart he is. Java is loving, kind, hilarious, handsome, athletic, adorable, passionate, and can make u smile on ur hardest days.

I love u, Java.

by Sharter456 November 28, 2019

Java

wow.

Java....wow.

by LOLZZOLZ October 7, 2008

Java

Shitty programming language that gave birth to Minecraft.

"ah fuck, Java crashed again."

by negos deltos June 3, 2018

Java

When a guy is obsessed with a girl, but she's not interested.

Jeffery pulled a java when he throw rocks at Ava's window

by LeilaLucas March 5, 2017

Java

Short quick way to express something that is both funny and chill at the same time.

I spent the entire day in my pajamas watching Bob Ross paint happy little trees, java.

by Turtle Moose November 1, 2013

java

da kewlest proograming language evurrrr duuuude lolzorzzzzhaxxorz!!!!

System.out.println(" java is super keeeewl <3<3<3<3 ");

by Jerome C. Williams III, Jr. February 13, 2008