Hi what r u doing ??
me : Nothing (java)
by FckJava January 2, 2022
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When you get your cream and sugar just right in your coffee, and then the waitress comes by and fills up your cup.
The waitress kept giving me java vu.
by ezDave February 23, 2019
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When hot coffee, suddenly and with little warning, spews out of the lid and flows down your hand. This can result in emotional distress and great pain.
Oh My.. My coffee just erupted and the java flow burned the crap out of my hand!
by Wonkavision January 28, 2016
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The phenomenon that results in a messy puddle of coffee and grounds on your countertop from your coffee maker overflowing because the carafe of was not positioned exactly where it should have been when you turned it on.
Damn! I woke up to another flippin' java enigma this morning. Now I have to bleach my countertop after cleaning up the mess and then strain my coffee so I can drink it. I'll probably be late for work.
by canndodd November 26, 2009
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