Java dick 

When a guy spills coffee on his crotch.

When I spilled coffee on my crotch the bro next to me yelled, "Hey, get a load of Java dick!" and everyone in the coffee shop started a Ja-Va-Dick chant.

Java dick by MJ23JP January 7, 2009

Java Dick 

Dipping your dick in a cup of (warm) coffee before your girlfriend sucks off the frothy goodness.

Sabrina likes my Java Dick

Java Dick by spc_rand May 22, 2010