Derived from the name of former Southampton and Crystal Palace player Jason Puncheon.
Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.
Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.
"hey mate, check out the guy at the door, what an absolute Jason."
"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."
Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!
Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.
"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."
Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!
Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.
by Bigandyk August 22, 2023
Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.
by Wazking June 24, 2023
Jason most of the time is a sexy beast he is very cute and doesn’t talk much he doesn’t look smart from the outside but he really is he is a very shy person and would give up anything for his friends and family everyone needs a jason in their life
Jason is a super nice person
by Yalda Yalda October 31, 2019
An atlethic god, he plays sports to keep him fit like football, basketball, running and probably skies aswell. This most often gives him a perfect body which the ladies always love, with that a enourmous dick to go with it, and he probably knows how to use it too.
by yup,itsme May 17, 2021
He has just the fattest fucking cock you've ever seen and he's nice he's also very funny and nice he's a nice person
by Butt3n September 15, 2021
a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)
by candycrusher1703 February 9, 2019