Japsy

A person who is of Japanese decent mixed with a gypsy. These people are usually extremely computer savvy and have the brains to fix many problems having to deal with putting things back together.

Jason: So my son thought it would be a good idea to take a mallet to my new Dell XPS and ended up cracking the screen a little bit, so I asked my new neighbor Brocks to fix it. He ended up giving me back a $15 piece of shit hunk of metal that I could have bought at The Home Depot for $10.

John: Wow, what a japsy!

Jason: The worst part is I can see him using the repaired Dell XPS in his living room...

by Flamereaver July 19, 2011

up yer japsy

japsy being the skanger pronounciation of 'japseye', a part of the penis. this term is usually used as a slag or insult,to rub salt in the wounds.

'ha vinny i beat you in fifa forfit again, up yer japsy, your shite'.

by strobalicious October 14, 2004

Japsycho

A male or transtesticle being who gets a kick out of inserting different types of objects in through his pee hole before ejaculating on to them. It is believed that the first person to become a registered "japsycho" was a homosexual butler from Norwich who in the late 1800 was found inserting his masters toothbrush deep in his urethra whilst staring at a damp patch on the ceiling and uncontrollably moaning in an aggressive manner. After the incident the butler was arrested, but he wasn't charged after he claimed he couldn't look at certain objects without getting a stiffy and feeling the need to stick them up himself. After people got a whiff of the butlers story and his masters youngest son got a whiff of that toothbrush, more a more japsycho's started to pop up out of nowhere, popping all sorts of different objects out from their penises. It is said that after realising how difficult it is to insert an object as large as an amputee's peg leg in though a male urethra, it is possible that they may make it an olympic sport, but the chances of that are lower than a midgets waistline.

Keith: I heared that Leroy got kicked out of the rave by security for sticking a glowstick down his pee hole.
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?

by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023

japsican

half mexican
half japanese

josh is a japsican
he likes his rice in his burritos

by bobalobadoodoo April 25, 2006

Japhy

From Jack Kerouac's book "The Dharma Bums" a Japhy is an enlightened poet and mountain man. A Japhy is considered by itself or others to be a true Bodhisattva.

"The middleclass non-identity which usually finds its perfect expression on the outskirts of the campus in rows of well-to-do houses with lawns and television sets is each living room with everybody looking at the same thing and thinking the same thing at the same time while the Japhies of the world go prowling in the wilderness to hear the voice crying in the wilderness, to find the ecstasy of the stars, to find the dark mysterious secret of the origin of faceless wonderless crapulous civilization." ~Chapter 6 of Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac

Chad climbed to Dharamsala to meet the Dalai Lama and then decided to wander around the California mountains writing poetry and munching on granola. That Bodhisattva sometimes hitchhikes from coast to coast, he's a real Dharma Bum, a real Japhy!

by The Dramatic Poet November 29, 2010

Jap, Japs

Word used by Americans during WW2 as an abbreviation of Japanese. Often used as a way of insult to refer to the Japanese.

You F**king Japs!!

by Whale watcher April 22, 2003

Jasyne

noun: A person who is usually short in stature and has multiple piercings and/or tattoos. She brings in the guys like crazy, and has a habit of making up words to describe people. Has a crush on Liam Neeson and Zachary Quinto. In summary, a pretty cool person, but still short.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that guy looking at you?

Jasyne: Yea, you can have him. He's too dusty for me.

by Umera December 14, 2010