Japsy

A person who is of Japanese decent mixed with a gypsy. These people are usually extremely computer savvy and have the brains to fix many problems having to deal with putting things back together.
Jason: So my son thought it would be a good idea to take a mallet to my new Dell XPS and ended up cracking the screen a little bit, so I asked my new neighbor Brocks to fix it. He ended up giving me back a $15 piece of shit hunk of metal that I could have bought at The Home Depot for $10.

John: Wow, what a japsy!

Jason: The worst part is I can see him using the repaired Dell XPS in his living room...
by Flamereaver July 19, 2011
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japsy being the skanger pronounciation of 'japseye', a part of the penis. this term is usually used as a slag or insult,to rub salt in the wounds.
'ha vinny i beat you in fifa forfit again, up yer japsy, your shite'.
by strobalicious October 14, 2004
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