To cheat, especially in football (soccer). Derived from Japan's games in the 2006 World Cup, when the Japanese team always pretended to be injured so the referee would help them.
Those Italians really japaned the Socceroos when the referee gave them a penalty kick! That guy was really selling that foul.
by vv007!!! June 28, 2006
A country that's very much overrated or misunderstood.
Japanese school system isn't 'superior' to American system--in fact, it's more harmful than benefitial to the nation. With such an emphasis on reaching the next level of education, the only thing that the school focusses on is to get into the good high school or university. The amount of pointless studies is so ridiculous that frankly, it's ruining the country.
Do you really think that Jyuku is a good idea? Well... let's look at the youth suicidal rates again.
The government is so tangled with yakuza that it's not even funny.
Let's not go into the music as it happens to be the second cousin of shit. Sorry, five robotic men standing in a line with a mic in their hand and odd hand motions with monotonous songs isn't quite music. And I'm talking about SMAP.
Perfecting the art of toilets might be funny, but it also quite ironically shows how warped the country is. Did you know that the Tokyo area has a Jesus-themed cafe? With bloody crusifixes? How does that NOT show how corrupt and ruined the country is?
The language also has three systems of reverence. Obviously, this has done nothing to strengthen the Japanese people's backbone. Blind, mindless worship, that's what it is.
Quite simply, Japan is a country that's been in trouble ever since Matthew Perry came knocking so politely on their door so to speak. With cannons.
Oh, and he was a yank. Go figure. Bloody xenophiles gotta learn to stay in their own fucking turf--ruin your own country, and keep out of the rest of the world!
Japanese school system isn't 'superior' to American system--in fact, it's more harmful than benefitial to the nation. With such an emphasis on reaching the next level of education, the only thing that the school focusses on is to get into the good high school or university. The amount of pointless studies is so ridiculous that frankly, it's ruining the country.
Do you really think that Jyuku is a good idea? Well... let's look at the youth suicidal rates again.
The government is so tangled with yakuza that it's not even funny.
Let's not go into the music as it happens to be the second cousin of shit. Sorry, five robotic men standing in a line with a mic in their hand and odd hand motions with monotonous songs isn't quite music. And I'm talking about SMAP.
Perfecting the art of toilets might be funny, but it also quite ironically shows how warped the country is. Did you know that the Tokyo area has a Jesus-themed cafe? With bloody crusifixes? How does that NOT show how corrupt and ruined the country is?
The language also has three systems of reverence. Obviously, this has done nothing to strengthen the Japanese people's backbone. Blind, mindless worship, that's what it is.
Quite simply, Japan is a country that's been in trouble ever since Matthew Perry came knocking so politely on their door so to speak. With cannons.
Oh, and he was a yank. Go figure. Bloody xenophiles gotta learn to stay in their own fucking turf--ruin your own country, and keep out of the rest of the world!
by chocolate99 March 26, 2007
Japan is a costal country with many small islands located in the east. It is the ultimate source of hentai, child porn, incese, tentacle rape, AV (porn where women with high squeky voice), where women get groped if they are not careful and a place where you need to have a license to ride a bike(huh? what the ....). A place with high suicide rate too ! ( Thats why their nerds watch so much anime and play so much computer games to delude themselves , to escape reality) PLus, they allow secreat socirties to exist!
It is heaven for the perverts all over the world !
It is heaven for the perverts all over the world !
The japanese government allows people to form organizations and register it with them. These organizations are actually dangerous gangs...
by I LOVE HENTAI October 18, 2007
A codeword for when girls have their monthly business. Derived from the appearance of their national flag.
Girl1: Holy shit, I don't feel well at all.
Girl2: Oh really? What's wrong?
Girl1: I'm in Japan...
Girl2: Aw, take an Advil.
Girl2: Oh really? What's wrong?
Girl1: I'm in Japan...
Girl2: Aw, take an Advil.
by A Sympathetic friend May 9, 2009
A skateboarding trick in which the skater bends his/her legs and body to one side and grabs the bottom of the board.
So called because from the front or back, the skater's pose is a similar shape to the country or Japan.
So called because from the front or back, the skater's pose is a similar shape to the country or Japan.
by Rhodoferax September 22, 2008
by Newtronica February 25, 2009
A Japanese appetizer, such as fried wontons or tempura.
Alternate definition:
Someone who assists in another person's acclimation to Japanese culture; Japanization.
Alternate definition:
Someone who assists in another person's acclimation to Japanese culture; Japanization.
Since moving to Japan, I'm been going through such rigorous Japanization, like eating a Japanizer with every meal!
by Mystery Baer October 13, 2008