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Jan Pieter 

The sexiest middle name in the world. Part of a long line of traditional Jan Pieters, this dutch name originates from some part of the Netherlands. Dutch country, not to be confused with the Deutshland, which is Germany. The owner of this middle name is typically a cancer surivor, 6'5 and a very loving, good looking individual. He wears ray ban glasses and has a sweet side.
Jan Pieter me all night long/
Jan Pieter by high jai November 20, 2010
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To pull a Pieter-Jan'etje 

Verb. 1: To fuck the bff of your crush under the light of a thousand stars and nut exactly at midnight.

2: An ancient ritual performed by the Maya to not become a werewolf.
1: Do you still have a relationship with your crush Jessica?
2: No, it was full moon tonight. I didn't want to turn this time and destroy the whole village again. So I had to pull a Pieter-Jan'etje.

pieter-jan 

Pieter-jan is a big manbear. Huge, loads of facial hair and wears clothes that resembles bearskin. He is also a little faggot.
pieter-jan by The Piglet January 16, 2014

Pieter-Jan 

A real OG, this person can drink a lot of beer and will always say yes to shots.
This is a Pieter-Jan, he drinks like a beast.
Pieter-Jan by Sherel December 23, 2020

Pieter Jan 

Pieter Jan is a gentle soul who gives his friends help that they need. He is easy to fall in love with and is very caring. He never likes making his friends cry. And feels bad if he accidentally does. His favorite color is purple and he is very smart.
Pieter Jan is a kind person.

Jan Pieterszoon Sweelinck 

Literally, the height of the Dutch keyboard school, most epic early Baroque composer, if you listen to his music you will transcend the mortal plane.
"Hey, have you listened to the Ricercar del Nono Tono by Jan Pieterszoon Sweelinck?"
"No, I haven't. Hey, where'd you go?"
(Note: the first speaker has transcended into the 27th dimension after mentioning the piece.)

Jan-Peter 

Stands for a travel loving, attractive and smart man, who is doing his job with passion. Sometimes a little bit pragmatic but in the correct environment ready for crazy actions.

If you are lucky to discover something with him, it will be an highlight anyway.

But nothing is worse than boring actions, unless it is an hangover day.
It was such a great day with Jan-Peter!
Jan-Peter by JPMSFRi February 4, 2017
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