Jan 8th is summon a demon day! Its very easy go to ur nearest libary and get "how to summon a demonbook for dummies!" Why is it jan 8th? Cause i said so
"Yo, wtf is that next to you?!"
"A demon obviously."
"Why??"
"Because is jan8th! Summon a demon day!"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).