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Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day
Jan 1 by Cacaboy1534 November 23, 2020
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Bob: what’s today?

Jill: ITS FUCKING JAN 1st

Bob: but like is there something special today

Jill: YEAH ITS NEW YEARS YOU IDIOT
Jan 1 by Wtftherearenonames February 21, 2021
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Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day
Jan 1 by Cacaboy1534 November 23, 2020

Gud 1 Jan 

When someone makes an awful joke or references something which no one understands, so the group of lads say "Gud 1 Jan" in order to show that it was incredibly dead banter.
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
"Gud 1 Jan"
Gud 1 Jan by Triforcepsychic December 15, 2016
January 14th is a day where You look at your friends and slap them

YUP YUPPIE
Hey Jack
*jack looks* slaps
Hey man what was the for

“It’s Jan 14th DUDE “
jan 14 by Karen 2021 January 13, 2021
Start texting or dating the person you like day and tell them to search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary
"Lily please search perry the platypus 2 on urban dictionary"
"What?!, oh its jan 16th thanks mark"

Lily please do this
Jan 16 by Not_drunk74 January 15, 2021

jan 11th 

Jan 11thDont put all day
jan 11th by Haygnjdd te xhuhh October 17, 2019
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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