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Jamitty by Billybobjoe360 January 23, 2020
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Jamootin by Ashleydizzle January 19, 2008
Jamilton
1) “What’s your favourite Hamilton ship?”
“Jamilton!”
“That word is cursed, you fool!”
2) Hamilton is my fucking Jamilton
“Jamilton!”
“That word is cursed, you fool!”
2) Hamilton is my fucking Jamilton
Jamilton by JohnLaurensInThePlaceToBe November 1, 2018
Jambot
Jambot can speak French in Russian and once had an awkward situation just to see how it feels.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong.
He has never lost a sock.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his dick.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His dick alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.
If he were to give you directions, you would arrive 10 minutes early.
He never says anything tastes like chicken, even chicken.
He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
He once taught his German Shepard how to bark in Spanish.
He actually struck gold picking his nose.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong.
He has never lost a sock.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his dick.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His dick alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.
If he were to give you directions, you would arrive 10 minutes early.
He never says anything tastes like chicken, even chicken.
He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
He once taught his German Shepard how to bark in Spanish.
He actually struck gold picking his nose.
Holy shit, he looks like Jambot. We should run.
I heard kimbo won the fight, but jambot knocked him out in the parking lot after.
Yea man, he pulled a jambot and kicked both their asses.
I heard kimbo won the fight, but jambot knocked him out in the parking lot after.
Yea man, he pulled a jambot and kicked both their asses.
Jambot by Ryan A. Freeman February 3, 2010
Jamistain
A rude name to call someone with the name Jamison. They will get mad and tell you to go to sleep if you call them Jamistain.