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James Moment 

A moment of pure and hilarious stupidity.
"Oh my God that was such a James Moment"
James Moment by Awesome794325 October 2, 2011

James Moment 

The act of getting a cock rammed up said persons ass
“Gee that sure is a James moment”
James Moment by Mars69420lol May 18, 2021

James Moment 

A situation in which a person will say or dosomething not meant to be heard/seen by others. However, during said moment, a person not meant to have heard/seen (i.e. a teacher or someone of authority) will notice the action, usually by being within close proximity

Stupid Person's Definition:
A person says or does something stupid by a teacher
(James:)
Hey, Courtney, did you see what happened the other day? I took this rancid nasty jizzed-up condom and slapped Zack in the eye with it!

(Tonya:)
*ahem* ...teacher...

(James:)
Oh, darn! *slaps knee* I just had a bona-fide James Moment!
James Moment by xYamakunx May 4, 2009

James moment 

Doing/saying something that is seen as retarded or unintelligent
James moment is when someone shows signs of having or showing a low level of intelligence.
James moment by Nigmaster69 May 7, 2021

a james moment 

taking forever to take a turn in civ 6 and cause physical emotional and sexual pain.
you are taking forever this is actually a james moment
a james moment by djdeathblade December 17, 2023

James Wyatt Moment 

When you censor a word that shouldn’t be censored like shut in shut up, or you use curse words wrong like, shut your shitting hell up. Also a James Wyatt moment occurs when you use long pauses in between curse words
How not to have a James Wyatt Moment,

Your a little hell, Shit you , fu————-ck
James Wyatt Moment by TTT&VL February 17, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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